Thought this might give you a laugh!
Subject: Facebook in real life
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of facebook while applying
the same principles. Therefore every day, I go down on the street and tell
the passerby what I have eaten, how I feel ,what I have done the night
before, and what I will do after, I give them pictures of my family, my dog
and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their
conversations and I tell them I love them, and it works. I already have 3
persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.