Prescription Leaflets (Another very silly poem)

Read this leaflet carefully

Before you take the pill.

This is most important

If yourself you're not to kill.

A course at Oxford Uni

Might help you in this task.

Perhaps in advanced Latin

Why so?.....Don't even ask.

How to take your medicine

And most important where

Most will go into your mouth

But others shoved elsewhere.

As you read on further

Terror starts to strike.

Good gracious all those side effects

This surely can't be right.

Don't panic though, the company

Protects itself from woe.

If you start to grow another head

They can say "I told you so".

(I'll go and get my coat now.)

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  • πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…....the best way to start the day! Very good.

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  • Hi DonR

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  • Fabulous Son ( it doesn't matter how many times I try to call you by your name...to my kindle you will always be Son lol ) I enjoyed your poem very much!😁 huff mum xxxx

  • Great, I need a Mum right now. :-) xx

  • Hugs from Mum then, keep smiling Son ! xxxx πŸ˜€

  • What time do you want me home for dinner, Mum? What we having?xx

  • We're having your favorite today Son and Treacle pudding for sweet around 1 o'clock today !πŸ˜€ xxx

  • Can't wait :-)

    It's good to be adopted,

    And to have a real Mum,

    But don't tell a breathless suffer

    You've an 85 year old son!

  • But you are so full of fun and I'm so proud to have an 85 year old Son! 😊 x

  • Dementia it takes on many forms,

    And mine I must declare

    Dates back to when I was a child

    Reading to much Rupert Bear. ;-) x

  • Love it :D x

  • Those leaflets are a bit scary. One told me not to take if already taking one of my regular tablets. Told doctor, he laughed and said take no notice of that!

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  • Thank you gave me a laugh this morning x

  • I like that - I have a collection of info. leaflets. I loved the one where it says that Death is a side effect!!

  • I had that one too! And the inhaler that warns of upper respiratory tract infections and pneumonia as side effects. ;)

  • That, Don, is called a C.T.A

    So should it come to pass

    Their product makes you cough your clogs

    They've covered well their arse!!

  • LOL Love it.

  • love it and so true keep them coming please

  • very good thank you again xx

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