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Prescription Leaflets (Another very silly poem)

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Read this leaflet carefully

Before you take the pill.

This is most important

If yourself you're not to kill.

A course at Oxford Uni

Might help you in this task.

Perhaps in advanced Latin

Why so?.....Don't even ask.

How to take your medicine

And most important where

Most will go into your mouth

But others shoved elsewhere.

As you read on further

Terror starts to strike.

Good gracious all those side effects

This surely can't be right.

Don't panic though, the company

Protects itself from woe.

If you start to grow another head

They can say "I told you so".

(I'll go and get my coat now.)

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Magpuss

😅😅😅😅....the best way to start the day! Very good.

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mousesnan

😂😂😂😂

velvet55 profile image
velvet55

Hi DonR

😂😂😂😂

x👟💨

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hufferpuffer

Fabulous Son ( it doesn't matter how many times I try to call you by your name...to my kindle you will always be Son lol ) I enjoyed your poem very much!😁 huff mum xxxx

in reply to hufferpuffer

Great, I need a Mum right now. :-) xx

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hufferpuffer in reply to

Hugs from Mum then, keep smiling Son ! xxxx 😀

in reply to hufferpuffer

What time do you want me home for dinner, Mum? What we having?xx

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hufferpuffer in reply to

We're having your favorite today Son and Treacle pudding for sweet around 1 o'clock today !😀 xxx

in reply to hufferpuffer

Can't wait :-)

It's good to be adopted,

And to have a real Mum,

But don't tell a breathless suffer

You've an 85 year old son!

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hufferpuffer in reply to

But you are so full of fun and I'm so proud to have an 85 year old Son! 😊 x

in reply to hufferpuffer

Dementia it takes on many forms,

And mine I must declare

Dates back to when I was a child

Reading to much Rupert Bear. ;-) x

Love it :D x

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Lyd12

Those leaflets are a bit scary. One told me not to take if already taking one of my regular tablets. Told doctor, he laughed and said take no notice of that!

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sassy59

😀😀😀😀😀😘

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Nottobad

Thank you gave me a laugh this morning x

pergola profile image
pergola

I like that - I have a collection of info. leaflets. I loved the one where it says that Death is a side effect!!

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mrsmummy in reply to pergola

I had that one too! And the inhaler that warns of upper respiratory tract infections and pneumonia as side effects. ;)

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Dragonmum

That, Don, is called a C.T.A

So should it come to pass

Their product makes you cough your clogs

They've covered well their arse!!

in reply to Dragonmum

LOL Love it.

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hoping2improve

love it and so true keep them coming please

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undine

very good thank you again xx

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