Sitting in the waiting room
Waiting for the call
There's lots of others waiting here
That don't look well at all.
I'm feeling a bit better now
And not as bad as him.
He looks like he's not long to go
Before ending in the bin.
You mustn't make eye contact
It's not the thing to do.
Books and magazines have gone
That's the elf an safety crew.
At last the 'next one' buzzer goes
And I hobble to the door.
I'm off the see the doctor
I've forgotten now what for! 
Fertile brain indeed. Love it. Our GPS have let us have the magazines back now.
Kx
I'll be getting classed as spam soon, so I'll give it a rest. 
No! We need you! If PastMeBest and velvet55 can get away with their scallywag shenigans there's no way you will be censored.
Keep it up!
Kx
DonR is referring to the number of posts, not their content.
Errr.... I'm sure could/should look it up in the rules and guidelines but what is the limit?
There isn't one. But HU have a system in place which flags up new members who are posting frequently across more than one forum. This is because anyone posting spam would behave in just this way. One of our members recently fell foul of the rule and had his account suspended by HU.
Thank you. I am profoundly law-abiding (!) and would hate to fall foul of anything here. Value it far too much and get soooooo much from the forum.
K x
So Mrsmummy
no rule about how many post people can put on, so hopefully ...
Hidden makes the flag fly l hope he will have his very funny post looked at by HU, because if they class his Bard like turn of phrase, or Pam Ayres poetic wit as Spam, and suspend his account, it would be ridiculous state of affairs.
His post have made many of us laugh on here....😂
X😂
Clever, funny, true! We have all been there, more often than we like.
What's the use of worrying, it never was worth while
So, pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!
Ha,ha, the old lady is rambling again!
ROFL.........................
Love it Don! 😁😁😁😁
Ha ha ha - very good! X piggi x no
I've got an appointment on Monday and with that running through my mind I shall be sitting there smiling while waiting my turn.......and no-one will know why😁😁😁😁😁. Brilliant!
Excellent, that's what I love to hear 
Most situations have a funny side to them and if you can only see that it helps to dispel fear and apprehension.
Hahaha, that was brilliant Don, made me laugh and I don't do enough of that lately xx
lovely thank you xx
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