One for Tam

Henry took his wife Vicky to the State Fair every year, and every time she would say to him, “Henry, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.”

But Henry would always reply, “I know that Vicky, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

Finally one year they again went to the fair. And Vicky said to Henry, “Henry, you know I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.”

Once again Henry replied, “I know that Vicky, but you know that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you!

But if you say just one word, It’s 50 dollars.”

Vicky and Henry agreed and climbed aboard the helicopter.

The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, diving, stalling, spinning, but not one word was said by either Vicky or Henry.

The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said.

When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Vicky and said….

“Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. I’m really impressed!”

Vicky replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Henry fell out but, you know 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”

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  • 😂😂😂 XXX

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  • A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.'

    This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'

    'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'

    'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'

  • hhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha

  • Excellent :D

  • Brilliant - didn't see that coming😂😂😂😂

  • Didn't see that coming either😂😂😂

  • It won't let me say rofl!...there I have said it now HU.

  • love it thank you xx

  • Made me laugh wonderful

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