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Weekend-Wit Mama knows best

Hope you all have a good weekend, and are not either flooded out or roasted in the heat :P .......The Great British weather !!!!!! :P :P

Italian Ma Ma Knows Best

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Antonio for dinner.

He lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Antonio's roommate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Antonio and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Antonio said, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,

Maria and I are just roommates.


About a week later, Maria came to Antonio saying,

"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ;

I'm not saying that you "did not" take it

But the fact remains that it has been missing,

ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son


Several days later, Antonio received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria,

and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,

she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa

Moral: Never Bulla Shita your MaMa

And Finally

Wisdom Comes with Age

An old Woman was asked,

"At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get: Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinsons


Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle!!"

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I liked that so true

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That's the way to start the weekend off! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ !

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Nice one! ,made me laugh out loud hehehe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚xxx

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very good thank you xx

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