I have decided now that I cannot be let out alone.
Sunday last went to Felixstowe old town to take dog for a walk along the dog friendly beach. Fell up stone steps and ended up with a wonderful blue/black coloured knee on left leg.
Yesterday went for a 5 mile bike ride. Took the dropped kerb at a bad angle and guess what, came off my bike. Grazed leg, arm and swollen (now extremely bruised) right leg.
Went to a dinner party this evening by a taxi (so I can have a tipple or two) guess what back seat of taxi was soaked and ended up with a wet bum. Arrived at party and hostess had to dry bottom off with hairdryer. Ooo wonderful. It s a good job I can see the funny side of life.