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Himself is being exceptionally irritating recently...he suddenly decided we need a new 'fridge...said the one we have doesn't work properly anymore...I pointed out that if he didn't keep fiddling with the temp.dial it'd be grand...if he didn't put a lettuce on the top shelf where it freezes to death, instead of in the salad drawer...so named because it's for salads...and if left-over chicken wasn't put on the bottom , it wouldn't be smelling nasty after only a day...

It's not so much the fault of the 'fridge...

Anyway he went off into town and bought another one from the little electrical shop...Gerry will deliver it as he comes home 'cos we are on his way...

I kept quiet.

What's made it worse is that the new thing is apparently exactly the same model as the old one...

I might paint it bright pink.

Once I'd curbed my over-whelming enthusiasm at the thought of a new 'fridge, I pointed out that I thought we were planning on a new sink unit actually...bearing in mind the existing one is pretty gross...

'Oh yes, he says...I wait with bated breath but nothing else is forthcoming and it dawns on me that of course the sink unit will probably need to be plumbed in...plumbers mean extra cash...silly me.

Remember the counter top oven? That was for me. Caught him yesterday evening putting his sausages in the gas oven...

Whyever aren't you using the new oven...I don't want it to get greasy, he said...you'll need that oven...in the future.

For heaven's sakes...get the violins out why don't we.

Never mind...when Teresa's here in a couple of weeks we can eye-roll together.

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Jessy11

Oh Vashti, I'm doing a spot of eye rolling now! 🙄🙄

Sorry, but I had a good laugh at your post. 😂😂

Himself is hilarious! He's just like all men. They've got brains somewhere, but they can't find them! 😂😂😂

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Magpuss

Now you have me laughing again 😂😂😂😂.

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Caspiana

Sometimes I think men make excuses just to have something new especially if it's 'electrical'. Your post made me laugh. Thank you. I needed a laugh.

Cas xx

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Tee1008

You have a good man, vashti.

I expect there may be a new sink unit....eventually.

Tee x

Always a good start to my day. Real people doing real things. Love it.

Thankyou vashti.

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emmo

Lol!

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bayleyray-uk

Oh the joy of the convoluted thoughts of our beloveds thinking. I sometimes feel the need of a cuddle blanket or a very, very large gin and tonic (easy on the tonic) when trying to work out how John thinking works. As yet I have come up with no sensible answer.

Cheers

Sue

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