I have just watched the TV programme back in the room its shows you how this guy put's a hand full of people under hypnosis's.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could do the same with Mr M I would have him dressed in his leopard thong decorating his Christmas tree.
What would you have him doing under hypnosis's ?
Taking Dawn on a shopping trip to Harrods!
is that like primark
Helping him with his house clearance before he moves into his new bungalow without it causing him any breathing problems 🌸
thank you jessy nice answer
You're welcome Malcolm. Just imagine if you could wave a magic wand & everything was sorted for you!
Ask your sons etc to lend a hand as it will be a huge job for you & Dawn to tackle on your own. 🌼
youngest has been helping last 3 days to sort and take stuff to the dump with me , I gave eldest one of our sheds so him and his mate came to take it down today , I did laugh about his mate cos I was helping them with the shed and stood on a bit of wood with a nail in it stuck right into sole of my boot I had to take boot of to pull it out so he said did that go into your foot I said yes of corse it did i pull the nail out of bottom of boot and put boot on and carried on he said your going to carry on after having a nail in bottom of your foot I said well yea I was a farmer we are a tough lot not like you pansy boys at MacDonalds (all three work at MacDonald's ) that come home covered in blue plasters after every shift , but a nail in your foot cant believe you carry on as if nothing happened , he was convinced the nail had gone into my foot ,
Haha! 😂😂😂 you've got to laugh!
That's good your boys are lending a hand. 🌻
I tell them its like having dumb and dumber with me , you have to supervise every thing they do youngest filled my car trailer up he put the heavy things on the bottom and lighter stuff on top so all the light stuff would have blown of going up the road , today eldest was going to start putting smallest shed side on top of trailer then put the wider bit on top of that so it would of moved about like a seesaw , but they arent bad kids really could be a lot worse
Malcolm, I'm sure they'll do just fine with you supervising them.
They're probably not used to doing things like that but they'll learn! 🌷
yes they will , it good the things I sold already things I had round garden or in the shed that I never use made nearly £100 last couple of days which will come in handy loads more things yet to sort through
Malcolm, you'll be a rich man before you move into your new bungalow!
Keep it up but don't be selling Dawn!!!🙄
I wish lol , it still depends if we get if not just keep waiting for another one to come up , but at least we got some of the things cleared out
Malcolm, fingers crossed you get one. You'll not regret living in a bungalow 😀
no I don't think we will , we sleep down stairs now we turned dinning room into a bedroom when we first moved here as the 3rd bedroom is tiny so it gave the boys the two big bedrooms
I like the idea of not having to paint up the stairs again
Apart from painting up the stairs again, you won't have to walk up & down the stairs again! It's the best thing we ever did, moving from a house with upstairs to a bungalow. 😀
we do have a stair lift , I like to put nan on it , you can control it with remote controls first time she used it she got half way up I stopped it told her it must have broke , she might have to stay there till the morning then I would ring the company to come fix it
That's what Velvet & I could do a remote control to keep you in line where is your mate Waiting behind the enemy line lmao 😆
im not sure where he is think he might be getting more ammunition
Shaking in his boots more like
no don't forget he was a navy man nerves of steel
so where has he gone to get his ammunition Afghan
another funny thing was I been trying to sell some gardening tools on facebook individually for the last 2 weeks that I never use if I added up the price for them that I advertised them for it came to £15.00 no body bought then , so as I clearing shed out I found a couple of old trowels not the best of condition and some old flower pots and couple of seed trays I was going to dump them then though no I will put them with them tools took a pic of everything together asked £20.00 for the lot and sold then in 3 hours of putting the add on , the trowels and pots wasn't worth a couple of pounds ,
Malcolm, that's excellent! Every little helps! Just sell anything you think will fetch a few extra pounds.
There's always someone wanting to buy what someone else wants to throw out! 🌺
I suppose more stuff looks like a bigger bargain, good luck with your move - hope it all goes smoothly.
thanks but its only a maybe at the min we have put in for a council one will know this coming week if we get it at min there are 18 others put in for it , but getting rid of stuff that we don't need in case
Oh, sorry I thought it was all fixed up for you to move. Good idea to have a sort out and get prepared 'just in case'. Fingers crossed, I hope you get it.
yes they expect us to get keys on a Friday and move in by Monday or they charge two lots of rent shrinking down a three bed house to fit into a council bungalow takes some doing in 2 days and get the new place decorated and flooring done , so that's why we started sorting we don't get it we at least will have got rid of things by time another one comes up ,
Your going to need a big man shed. We moved from 3 bed house to a 2 bed bungalow the daughter came back from university so we extended the bungalow, build a bedroom with en suit and kitchen just as we finished she got married and moved out. The old man and I rattle around but handy when he snores I got 2 other beds to choose from
you must be really bored to think up that post but its very funny ,
It was dark had nothing to do so thought I would have a bit of revenge before bed slept like a baby watch your back Mr M 😄😁
Singing the chicken song in his coup whilst clucking like a chicken 
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ha ha ,
Whilst Dawn (and Velvet?) are watching and laughing xx
I have a chicken hut for sale if you would like one bev good condition , no leaks in roof ,
Ha ha you could call it a tenna lady moment just giving you a tast of your own meds I have the memory of an elephant I haven't forgot the nosey cat post
did you show mr o ,
No I told him he laughed 😵
PMSL! Good reply M xx
I think I would also have all the moths removed from his wallet along with all the currency that is no longer legal tender.
I do hope all goes well with the move Mr M just can't see how your going to get your Christmas tree in a bungalow
I may have to get a smaller one this Christmas , not so many lights round the room either
Can't bloody wait to see that
you will be speechless
Me speechless never I know you would like me to be😃 is you mate back yet don't think you can rely on him 🙈🙉🙊
I know you have plenty to say I bet mr o think he gone deaf when he goes away ,andy has been about earlier
Mr O is very lucky man being married to me like Velvet's husband he is also very lucky the trouble with you men is you have a very short memory and we have to keep reminding you.
Andy your only mate is quick I didn't see him on the site probably thought it was safer from the viewing point, we will have to re-name you Billy short for Billy no mates lol
he was in camouflage so you wouldn't see him , you was probably nosing out that window again at the neighbours
I did hear some banging was that his knees knocking 😫
Onamission - do you think there'll be anything big enough to see?
I'm not sure but I can't wait to see that Christmas tree prepared to be dazzled I'm going to get my magnifying glass😁
Well Mr M looks like another argument you have lost I think it might be 10 - 0 to the girls.
What I would like to do with you under hypnosis is being dresses in you man -kini pretending to drive a tractor lol
you got a weird imagination
Got that when I come on this site
My daughter is a qualified clinical hypnotist. I'll send her to see Malcolm next time she goes to his part of Norfolk.
Thank you can you get her to put in a trance under Velvet's full control you know what they say '' girls just wanna have fun ''
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Afraid to go back to work.
Persistent Cough and upper back pain
Follow up -back to Fostair - hooray.
