A blonde joke - for you Gerald

A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE....

She desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,

'Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead 'gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the 'gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration ......

"Son-of-a-bitch!!

THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

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  • That is a ripper, bottler, bewdy NgaireM

  • Worth the wait! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Oh Yes. Any blonds complained yet?

  • Only me, how cruel to shoot all those alligators for nothing! Lol. :-D

  • I agree Nikkers, terrible, should be a law against it, lol :-D

  • Well that's the blondest joke I've ever heard! Need to tell it to my shoe mad blonde daughter! ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • I love it too! (My hubby watches Swamp Pawn and the mind boggles)

  • What, for the footwear?

  • The wait was for the joke Rib - couldn't get my computer to work. If it's Swamp Pawn you wonder about, it's a program set in the Louisiana Bayou that includes alligator hunting among other things. (Just pushes the boundaries of my imagination to envisage a single person, let alone a ditzy blonde, achieve this) ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

  • Yes I did understand. The remark was my poor attempt at a joke at your husband's expense.

    ie. Did he also look at the Swamp in the hope of seeing gators with nice shoes.

    BTW

    We do get that show in UK although I have only seen the adverts for it.

    Your original joke was 1st class.

    Regards Rib

  • Hahahahaha, Good one Jessy.

  • Brilliant! Xx

  • Excellent a good laugh.

  • HaHa good one xx

  • Love it, thanks for sharing x

  • Very clever!

  • Oh no I like it Iam giggling away to my self brilliant loveittttttttttttt

  • ok very good thank you xx

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