A BLOND JOKE with a difference. (oh no)

A BLOND JOKE with a difference. (oh no)

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from New York to London. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

28 Replies

  • Weird but funny joke

  • Thanks Marty

  • Thanks for that one Gerald, I needed something to make me smile today!

  • Glad it did the trick Magpuss

  • Haha thats a good one

  • Glad you enjoyed it Sally. One must be careful about telling Blond Jokes.

  • Apparently so, one must, lol

  • You never know who you will upset.

  • Not me my friend, I love a good joke, and the lady was very intelligent anyway,

  • ;)

  • Clever xx

  • Thanks Lyn.

  • ha ha a clever blonde :-) x

  • I have no doubt that there MANY clever Blonds Grannyjan. ;) x

  • I'm blonde! but out of a bottle:-) x

  • Grannyjan. Notice my picture? Not a gray hair on my head. Thanks to what comes out of a bottle every 6 weeks. :-)

  • Made me remember a blond girlfriend 34 years ago...drop dead gorgeous .

    We were arguing over something .....when she snapped at me saying...

    I am not a dumb blonde. ..right.

    I replied. ..yes right and I would never go round saying you was blonde..

    This brought a smile to her gorgeous face and.......💖👍

  • Oh Wedderburn. hahahahaha

  • A hahaha. ..ah nice one Gerald :)

  • Tah

  • Oh Gerald,you'll have the blonde brigade after you!! xx

  • Its a very positive Blond Joke Wendells. I think most blondes would love it. I hope. Fingers crossed.

  • I know!! What I meant,was the blondes will love you!!

  • One can only hope and pray Wendells. hahahahaha

  • yes lovely thank you xx

  • ;)

  • Good one Gerald :)

  • Well, I have blonde hair......until I change it to something else!

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