A man goes to his doctor and says" I don't think my wifes hearing is as good as it used to be, What should i do ? "
The doc. replies, " Try this test and you'll find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing the dishes, stand 5 yards behind her and ask her a question. if she doesn't respond keep moving closer repeating the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 5 yards behind her and says, " Whats for dinner ,honey,? " He gets no response, so he moves 3 yards behind her and asks again. There is still no response, so he moves a yard nearer, Still nothing.
Finally he stands directly behind her and repeats
" honey whats for dinner.? "
She replies , "for the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN !! "
love jimmy xxx