wife's hearing aid ?

A man goes to his doctor and says" I don't think my wifes hearing is as good as it used to be, What should i do ? "

The doc. replies, " Try this test and you'll find out for sure.

When your wife is in the kitchen doing the dishes, stand 5 yards behind her and ask her a question. if she doesn't respond keep moving closer repeating the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 5 yards behind her and says, " Whats for dinner ,honey,? " He gets no response, so he moves 3 yards behind her and asks again. There is still no response, so he moves a yard nearer, Still nothing.

Finally he stands directly behind her and repeats

" honey whats for dinner.? "

She replies , "for the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN !! " :D

love jimmy xxx :)

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  • so funny and very true! My hearing is not great, just got a hearing aid but not wearing it very often, not the same as good natural hearing. Oh well, just another irritation. Hope you are feeling Ok Jimmy. Iris x

  • so sorry your hearing is not so good lyd. as you say, just a another irritation [god knows we could do without lol :)]

    Typical husband, thinking his wife is deaf, when all the time its HIM :)

    im getting there iris , it seems up one day, down the next, however i am improving :)

    hope you are well iris, take care now, lots of love jimmy xxx :)

  • Good one ha ha x

  • :D :D Thanks grannyjan

    hope you are well, take care, lots of love jimmy xxx :)

  • I am very hard of hearing and have loud tinnitus. Hearing aids aren't much use in a noisy place. I rely on George to let me know if anyone comes to the door.

  • Hi Azure

    thats a real rotten thing to have, most annoying indeed.

    yes, George will be a great help to you there :)

    keep well now,

    lots of love jimmy xxx :)

  • Thank you wee Jimmy :)

  • I like that one Jimmy.

  • Many thanks Gerald, :)

    take care now,

    Thanks to yourself for some interesting posts.

    all the very best jimmy :)

  • Thanks Jimmy. Much appreciated :-)

  • Lol 😃😃

    Loved it Jimmy !

    😊.xx

  • :D new ruby would laugh at that one :)

    take care ruby

    lots of love jimmy xxx :)

  • ha Ha ,thats gold Jimmy xxx

  • ha ha ha, nice to "see" you Wen :) , many thanks,

    lots of love jimmy xx :)

  • :) :) great joke jimmy. xxxx

  • Many thanks sas.

    its always a wee smile :)

    take care

    lots of love jimmy xxx :)

  • That's such a "Jimmy" joke ...loved it! :-D :-D XX

  • oh its NIKkERS :D :D

    great to see you niks, hope all is well :)

    keep smiling, :)

    lots of love jimmy xxx :)

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