wife's hearing aid ?

[jimmyw123]

A man goes to his doctor and says" I don't think my wifes hearing is as good as it used to be, What should i do ? "

The doc. replies, " Try this test and you'll find out for sure.

When your wife is in the kitchen doing the dishes, stand 5 yards behind her and ask her a question. if she doesn't respond keep moving closer repeating the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 5 yards behind her and says, " Whats for dinner ,honey,? " He gets no response, so he moves 3 yards behind her and asks again. There is still no response, so he moves a yard nearer, Still nothing.

Finally he stands directly behind her and repeats

" honey whats for dinner.? "

She replies , "for the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN !! "

love jimmy xxx

[Lyd12]

so funny and very true! My hearing is not great, just got a hearing aid but not wearing it very often, not the same as good natural hearing. Oh well, just another irritation. Hope you are feeling Ok Jimmy. Iris x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Lyd12]

so sorry your hearing is not so good lyd. as you say, just a another irritation [god knows we could do without lol :)]

Typical husband, thinking his wife is deaf, when all the time its HIM

im getting there iris , it seems up one day, down the next, however i am improving

hope you are well iris, take care now, lots of love jimmy xxx

[grannyjan]

Good one ha ha x

[jimmyw123 in reply to grannyjan]

Thanks grannyjan

hope you are well, take care, lots of love jimmy xxx

[Azure_Sky]

I am very hard of hearing and have loud tinnitus. Hearing aids aren't much use in a noisy place. I rely on George to let me know if anyone comes to the door.

[jimmyw123 in reply to Azure_Sky]

Hi Azure

thats a real rotten thing to have, most annoying indeed.

yes, George will be a great help to you there

keep well now,

lots of love jimmy xxx

[Azure_Sky in reply to jimmyw123]

Thank you wee Jimmy

[Hidden]

I like that one Jimmy.

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

Many thanks Gerald,

take care now,

Thanks to yourself for some interesting posts.

all the very best jimmy

[Hidden in reply to jimmyw123]

Thanks Jimmy. Much appreciated

[rubyred777]

Lol 😃😃

Loved it Jimmy !

😊.xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to rubyred777]

new ruby would laugh at that one

take care ruby

lots of love jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

ha Ha ,thats gold Jimmy xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

ha ha ha, nice to "see" you Wen , many thanks,

lots of love jimmy xx

[sassy59]

great joke jimmy. xxxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to sassy59]

Many thanks sas.

its always a wee smile

take care

lots of love jimmy xxx

[Nikkers]

That's such a "Jimmy" joke ...loved it! XX

[jimmyw123 in reply to Nikkers]

oh its NIKkERS

great to see you niks, hope all is well

keep smiling,

lots of love jimmy xxx