A burglar breaks into a house and is just about to take the DVD player when a voice in the darkness says "Jesus is watching you!"
Clearly unnerved the burglar stops and listens for a minute- hears nothing, puts it down to his imagination and starts again to pick up the DVD player.
"Jesus is still watching you" said the voice again.
Now completely shaken the burglar turns on his torch and shines it around the dark room.
He suddenly sees a cage with a parrot in. "Did you say that?" asks the burglar.
"I did, replied the parrot, But I'm only trying to warn you!"
"You're trying to warn me, laughed the burglar...Who do you think you are, to warn me??"
"My name's Moses", replied the parrot.
"Moses! Said the burglar, what kind of people call their parrot Moses?"
The parrot squawked and said.........."The kind of people that call their Rottweiler Jesus!"