Mechanic -v- Doctor Story........Enjoy

Mechanic -v- Doctor Story........Enjoy

Mechanic v Doctor Story

Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc can I ask you a question?' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, 'Try doing it with the engine running.'

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Brilliant! I too had thought heart surgery was glorified plumbing and neurosurgery glorified electrical work. Your brilliant joke has changed my mind!

Keep them coming...

K x

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Really great punch line.

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Brilliant, loved it! xx

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Thank-you Sheila.

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Love it, makes me smile, keep up with the funnies, I like them.

Other half has had 4 way bypass. Daughter asked surgeon if he was 'practising' on her dad, or was he qualified ? It certainly broke the ice !! He made a good job, she was happy.

Linda

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I will Tuttifruity

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Another good one Gerald! xx

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Thanks Wendells.

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Like this one Gerald.

Hannah

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Hannah, I am glad you like it.

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Makes you stop and think , very good answer.

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Yep. Totally agree.

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Love it!!

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Thanks Eric

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Thanks for the uplift. Raven😀

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My pleasure Raven.

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That is brilliant xx

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Thanks Lyn

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That was sooo funny, We all need more of this xx.

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I agree maximoe, humour is also good medicine.

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