When your knees buckle but your belt wont !!!
 when somebody you consider an old timer - calls you an old timer !!
 when your back, goes "out" more than you do
 when you don't care where your spouse goes - as long as you dont have to go along
 when getting a" little action " means you don't have to take a laxative
 when it takes longer to rest - than get tired
 when your clothes go into your overnight bag,,,so you can fill your suitcase with pills
 when your idea of changing scenery- is looking right and left
 when you want to be nostalgic, - and you cant remember anything
 these are three signs of old age, !!!
the first is loss of memory.!!!
................and the other two,,,i forget
the best i can do for now
lots of love jimmy xxx