the garden is a bit depressing at the moment. that awful wind has blown lots of roses down, snapped their heads off, and sometimes it seems as if instead of sitting in the sun in the garden, all you do is clear up the mess the bad weather has made. Moan over. try these -
a man walks into a doctors. The doctor says 'I haven't seen you in a long time'. The man replies, 'I know, I've been ill'.
a man walks into a doctors. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. 'Ah, I can see what's the matter with you' says the doctor. 'You're not eating properly'.