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yesterday was lovely...

but today is damp and overcast. Went shopping for my favourite bread from Waitrose, Its always in short supply, goodness knows why. then got the rest of the plants I needed for urns, basket etc. They were going like hot cakes too!

Try this one -

Every night a couple are kept awake by the barking of their next door neighbours' dog. finally the man has had enough and jumps out of bed.

'right!' He says, 'I'm going to teach them a lesson'. so saying, he runs down stairs and comes back five minutes later. 'what did you do?' Asks his wife. 'I've put their dog in our garden' says the man, 'Let's see how they like it'.

iris x

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thats a cracker love your jokes keep them coming .have a good day

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THanks Maggie, hope you are as well as can be. enjoy the weekend. Love Iris x

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Very funny Iris - loved it. Have a good weekend and don't overdo the gardening. Sounds as if everything will look bloomin lovely though! Take care xxxx :)

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thanks Carole, yes, garden is coming along , if only we had more sunshine though to enjoy it. Hope Pete is still making good progress, have a good weekend. Love Iris x

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Pete is not doing too badly thank you Iris. Making steady progress. xxx

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Nice one! Expect that your baskets and tubs will look great xx

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Good joke Lyd. Yes, really need to get back on track for sun. Love Margaret x

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I do love dogs, and this one msut be amazed at what happened to it! Loved it and passed it on. Thak you so much! Mic

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My lovely wife who is in a care home because of scizo affective disorder, came and brought me some yellow planters and tow series of marigold. I'm glad I had some compost. I put this lovely present to adorn the garden with the love it deserves.

Next week, it's our wedding anniversary, wed in 1992 and still in love with her. Mic

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Well Mic you are just a couple of newlyweds aren't you! the plants sound lovely and marigolds are a great choice. Love Iris x

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Thank you. Love conquers all!

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The joke made me giggle...!

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By the way, VAshti, I had not seen the new photo of yourself. anice smile is very encouraging. Thank you! Mic

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glad you liked it Vashti. I thought the rebel in you might like the poem 'Warning' ? Might be because of the nail varnish episode, made me think that.

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