but today is damp and overcast. Went shopping for my favourite bread from Waitrose, Its always in short supply, goodness knows why. then got the rest of the plants I needed for urns, basket etc. They were going like hot cakes too!
Try this one -
Every night a couple are kept awake by the barking of their next door neighbours' dog. finally the man has had enough and jumps out of bed.
'right!' He says, 'I'm going to teach them a lesson'. so saying, he runs down stairs and comes back five minutes later. 'what did you do?' Asks his wife. 'I've put their dog in our garden' says the man, 'Let's see how they like it'.