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If your happy and you know it clap your hands :)

Morning every one its a wet and overcast morning down here in Devon, but its not much so might just clear up later. I am off at 0800 to take Kate to work at the hospital in Exeter as Hannah has driven up to Bristol to get a flight to Newcastle to attend a meeting and if Kate gets the bus a twenty minute trip takes nearly an hour so I will take her, as it gives us a chance for a chat as well, then I will go back up at 1700 to collect her, it will be a good bit of arm work exercise any way. I t was good news to read that Pete is able to be home after his operation, so steady as you go pal. Right what have we got today oh yes......

This young woman (hair colour unknown) got a job as a physical education teacher at a boys school. One day whilst out in the school sports area she saw a lad standing all alone at the end of the field whilst all the rest of the boys were running around having fun with a ball.

She felt sorry for him and decided to have a talk with him.

"You OK " she said

"Yes" said the boy

" You can go and play with the others if you want"

"No I had better stay here" the lad replied.

"Why is that " the teacher replied ?

The boy looked at her incredulously and said...............

"Because I am the the Goal Keeper Miss"

Right every one hope you have a good day and if you are able to get out and about enjoy the weekend as well. :) ;) xx Fred

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Ha haaaaa, good morning Fred. I see you're on taxi duty this morning. :-)

No rain for us yet but it is forecast, at least it doesn't feel so cold.

Glad you're up and about and feeling better...have a lovely day :-) xxx

Took longer to get back than thought got mixed up in the Devon county show, forgot all about that, but Kate there on time. Yes Dads taxi are a non profit making company. Oh well that's it till the next booking. :) xxx Fred

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Good morning Fred! No point in telling you to take it easy cos we all know that that's a waste of time lol๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„. I hope you enjoy your day - weather here overcast but hopefully will improve. Jan xx

Jan thanks love but I am going fairy steady honest xxx :) :)

Hello Smiler I'm clapping my hands because I'm happy to see you this morning firing on all cylinders! ๐Ÿ˜ looks like it rained last night but at least that freezing wind has blown itself out!๐Ÿ˜ƒ Have a great day, hugs huff๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I missed those hugs when I was away, but getting them now thanks I need them at times. xxx :) Fred

HI Fred,

Lovely to see you posting again, and hope you are feeling much better now. The rest will have done you the world of good, and you are getting out for a bit so hope the weather holds for you. Its rainy here, but is suppose to brighten up later, but at least its not so cold now.

Have a great day.

hugs from Huggs xxx :)

Really on the mend now thanks just a bit of agro when I turn on that side at night but it lets me know . Keep smiling Love Fred xxx :)

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What a great taxi service! Have a great day, lots of love xxxx

Yes that's what dads are for, I expected the girls to grow out of it and leave it to the granddaughter, but no way its first come first served. xxx :)

How lovely and lucky for you xxx

Morning Fred

Have a great day. โ˜บโ˜บ

Chilly and damp here.

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ Rubyxx

Hi there Ruby I hope you are talking about the weather. Stay smiling xxx :)

"Hahahahaha Awe naughty boy Fred.....Hahahahaha.But!! have a lovely day..Megan."

Megan me naughty, only if I am given half a chance in my dreams lol. Anyway how is our lovely love bird ? Please stay happy and smile because I am watching you. te he.

:) xxx Fred

Good Morning Fred, my goodness you are soon back in the driving seat, so to speak, didn't take you long to get out and about glad you are feeling well enough.

It is quite a nice day here no rain forecast now until Sunday, hope that proves to be true because No 2 daughter moving house tomorrow.

Have a great day, take care.

polly xx

Hi polly hope the weather holds for your daughters move, its hard enough with out that. I am still going steady just trying things out. xx :) Fred

Hi Fred, lovely to hear you are taking on taxi runs again. It must mean you are loads better. I like the joke, never thought of a goal keeper as Billy no mates. Take care, love Margaret x

Hello Margaret when you have all women in your life you have th get better soon, but I don't mind really. xx :)

What a lovely dad you are Fred, nice to still be able to help the kids out though I say. Thanks for your kind words regarding Pete and don't worry, I am making sure he does as he is told! Hope you are doing ok and have a lovely weekend too.

Thanks for the fun and the laughter. Take care, lots of love, Carole xxxx :)

That's what dads are for or so I am told Carole I have two daughters one was widowed in her 30's and never remarried, then there is Debbie who married twice and never like it and a 26/7 granddaughter who does not want to marry yet, so no son in laws to help out so I act as a dad to all three, but I do not mind. Hello Pete steady as you go mate pay back time will come quick enough. I am alright speak later :) xxx Fred

Pete is ok Fred and thanks everyone for their kind words and good wishes. We are lucky to have a wonderful daughter, two sons, one son-in-law and one daughter-in-law, not forgetting our amazing grandson and granddaughter. Youngest son (32!) lives with us and the others all live within minutes so surrounded by help and love. We do our very best for them too of course.

You stay well and have a good weekend. xxxxxxx :)

That's magic all hands to the pumps as the saying goes :) xxx

What a quick recovery ,you take it easy,that's all those positive vibes we been sending you, lovely for you to feel like going out,I love this weather, clears all the polution and dirt away, the sun still shines in our hearts.x

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Good to see you back on form Fred, that's a cracker! xx

Cheers for that Sheila its great to be back I missed you all. :) xx Fred

Good to hear that you are doing well. Love the joke! Look after yourself xx

Thanks Lyn I am almost there just a couple of aches and pains when I sneeze or cough, so the answer is Don't sneeze or cough. :) xxx Fred

You are back with us, Fred, and it sounds like all is well with you, so pleased you are back on the taxi rank, it means you have all your energies restored. What do you mean, rainy in Teignmouth? I am just along the estuary from you at Kingsteignton, dried a line of washing before lunchtime and the garden is so dry, it need a water before supper. Mind you, I can see about five Dartmoor tors from our avenue so we do get a lot of protection. All best wishes, Polly4acre.

Polly when I wrote it was raining over here it was half six ish and youe right then it cheered up in fact the sun is playing on my screen whilst I am writing this. I do not know about being ready for full time family taxi service The trip to Exeter and back twice has worn me out, its the first drive since I was done, and an aching like billy hoe. Cheers Polly have a good weekend. :) x Fred

You don't wanna be clapping your hands....be careful !!

Its one way of keeping warm hands xxx :)

Hey Fred :) so good to see u back and on taxi duty :) take care of u xx

Cheers our little kiwichick its good to hear you again. :) xx Fred

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