Hello, Smiler here ;)

I have just read the lovely wishes from you all and I feel rather honoured that you put those words. I am on the mend but felt after reading those reports that I should say hello, pain not to bad rather a lot of discomfort but then when they have been messing around inside your lung what did I expect, at least they blew my lung back up for me. The ward I was in was a really happy one we had a load of laughs and even got told to keep the laughter down a bit, not bad for six people suffering with various types of cancer, I felt a fraud as I was the fittest and the oldest of the group, some were really poorly but such great sense of humour. Give me a few more days to get this body sorted and I will be back with you all, just for info the weather has changed and its raining well down here, not that I intend going anywhere, look after yourselves.

There was this fair haired woman cleaning her husbands rifle when it accidentally went off and shot her husband.

She dialed 999 and said to the operator "I have accidentally shot my husband and I think I have killed him.

"Calm down madam" said the operator "pleased check to see if he is really dead."

* Click ... *Bang*

Ok I have done that said the fair haired lady............ "What do I do next"?

Keep smiling :) xxx Love Fred

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  • Welcome back Fred you have been missed! So pleased it went quite well for you, it makes such a difference if you get nice ward buddies. Take care and look after yourself. xx

  • Morning fred, we've got rain to, but then A little ray of sunshine shone through, called fred 🌞, πŸ˜ƒglad ur hospital stay gave u some laughs, always helps. Take it easy, as U know the sunshine is always worth waiting for πŸ˜ƒ

    .Xx sonia xx

  • HI Fred,

    Sorry you had complications on your latest hospital admission, but glad you are home now and taking it easy. Laughing my head off at you and others being told to keep the noise down! ha ha

    Love the joke too. Just get plenty of rest, and take your time getting back into the swing of things.

    hugs from Huggs xxx :)

  • Bahahhahahahhaha...love it Fred, it's good to have you back with your funny jokes. That one's a cracker.

    It's absolutely tipping down here, so no pics for me today.

    Just going to check on Elvis and make sure he's not head butting himself in the window this morning. :-) xxx

  • Hi Fred , so happy to see you back - we have all missed you - mornings haven't been the same . As Huggs says , take your time & take it easy . Love,Helen.xx😘

  • Hi Fred, welcome back, I know we have all missed you. Pleased you had a laugh in hospital but you had to what? Tone it down? It is amazing the comaradrie of very ill people.sorry you had complications but hopefully you will soon feel better. Take care and rest up. Love Margaret x

  • So pleased to hear from you Fred. Take it very easy and look after yourself, lots of love TAD xx

  • Pleased you are on the mend Fred. keeping taking the painkillers, hope they are doing the job.

    WE have rain today, so Ive done the ironing and the garden can wait. the fine day yesterday meant I was inspired to rush around and now I need a rest. Hope you make good progress, Fred. Love Iris x

  • Good morning Fred great to hear from you, seems you had a pretty rough time of it so please take it easy and give yourself time to recover.

    Take care

    polly xx

  • So happy your recovering ,Chelsea flower show that's why the rain, lots of time to enjoy recovery ,rest and eat lots of nice things and fill your world with gratitude to be alive. Lots of joy to you.x

  • I'm so delighted you are home and hopefully mending nicelyπŸ˜ƒ You have been sorely missed Smiler! Get plenty of rest now, 🐌 take time and get well soonπŸ˜†πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™ lots of love huffxxxxxxx

  • Welcome back Fred!

    It is so good that you were able to call in on us at all so soon after your op. It must have taken a bit of effort to type. Think you are like the Phoenix!

    Take care. Loved your joke! Sara xx

  • Welcome back Fred, and I hope you have an uneventful recoveryxxx

  • Great to hear from you Fred,as I have said before,gently does it,take care.

  • Good to have you back Fred. Take it easy now. xx

  • So good to hear from you Fred.As everyone says t a key it easy and get well soon.Loved the joke. Bless. mags xx

  • So good to hear that you are home. Take care and take things easy. Love the joke xx

  • Hi Fred, good to see you back with the jokes. It has been a mixed bag of weather today. X

  • Hi Fred

    Glad to see you back smiling as always.😊😊 If you get a chance you should read Megan s jokes. There hilarious!

    You would definitely enjoy them. Nobody enjoys a good joke as much as you! Glad you feeling good enough to post. Thats a good sign.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

    Love RUBYXX 😊

  • Hi Fred, it's SO good to have you back - I've really missed you and your jokes. You've definitely made up for it with today's joke, I just love itπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ. I hope the pain and discomfort starts to ease and that you are back to your usual smiley self. Jan xx

  • Hello Fred, great news that you are back within the comforts of your own home (Nothing beats your own bed) take things easy And take care. Lynda x

  • Hi Fred :) so good to hear from you. You have been missed xox take care of u xox

  • Morning Fred, So pleased you are on the mend,I am sure you are very uncomfortable, Glad to hear the ward you were in was a happy one. Amazing how humour helps,and you certainly have more than your fair share of it, Take care, I am sure all your girls are giving you loads of TLC, Very Best Wishes, Bulpit

  • Welcome back Fred, always guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Take good care of you x

  • So glad you are on the mend Fred, i bet you kept the ward laughing and were a tonic to all the other patients too. x

  • Great to have you back Fred. Great joke, but of course she had to be a blonde, didn't she? lol. XX :-D

  • Great to see you back.

  • Hi Fred so pleased you are on the mend I'm looking forward to your morning chats when you are back with us rest up Fred take care love Bliss xx

  • Welcome back Fred, glad you are feeling better :) :) xx

  • Pleased to see you back Fred

  • Lovely to have you back Fred - wishing you a speedy recovery - all very best wishes x

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