One for the road, Fred, and anyone in need of a smile.
A woman goes to the doctor to get some medication for her elderly husband.
She is given some pills and is told that he should take two every Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday and skip the remaining days in the week. A month later the woman returns to tell the doctor that her husband has died of a heart attack. "I don't understand it" says the doctor. "His heart hasn't bothered him before. I hope it wasn't a side effect of the medication." 'Oh no,' replies the wife. "The pills did him good, it was the skipping that killed him."
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Hope Fred will catch up on this one when he gets out of jail.
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo an operation. shes laid on a trolley and wheeled into the corridor.
The nurse leaves her outside the operating theatre and goes to tell the surgeon shes ready.
a young man in a white coat comes over, lifts up the girls sheet and examines her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. the second man comes over and performs the same examination. then a third man comes over and lifts the sheet. the girl loses her temper. 'Are these examinations strictly necessary, ?' she complains. 'Ive no idea' replies the man. 'We're just here to paint the ceiling'.
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