Hi there everyone I don't think I will have time to speak with you tomorrow morning as I have to be up at the hospital ready for 0830, Kate will drive me up, make sure I get to the right place and once she is sure I have every thing will go on to her office as it just happens she works there, so I know I will get a visitor as soon as I come around after the op, I should only be in hospital a couple of days the same as the last time and then just a bit of R&R then that's me sorted till the next time. I was trying to think of a joke that fits the occasion and all I can come up with is this one.
An old sailor is taken really poorly and is rushed to hospital and whilst on the operating table has a near death experience. He see God and asks is this it. God say's "No you got at least another 10 to 15 years yet to live."
When the old sailor recovers he decides to stay in hospital and have the full works a face lift, tummy tuck and a hair transplant, as seeing he has so long left he just as well make the most of it.
After he has had the works he said good bye to the nurses and walks out of the hospital and straight in front of an ambulance killing him out right.
Arriving before God again he said "I thought you told me I had another 10 to 15 years left."
To which God replied.......
SORRY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I DIDN'T RECOGNISE YOU !"
Have a good day speak later and stay safe and don't forget keep smiling. xxx Fred