Well we had the rain over night what time it started I have no idea but the ground is wet and the plants look happy, it's stopped now and there is a mist rolling down from the little moor so no idea what we are in for today, not that I am going far as the friendly electrician is coming around again this morning to update some of the light fittings, its something I would have been able to do myself a few years ago but not anymore. Right what about this one than ...........
A chap was going out to meet a friend and ordered a taxi, it arrived on time and off they set into the city, he wanted to speak to the driver and lent forward and touched him on the shoulder, the driver jumped in the air, yanked the steering wheel over, the taxi mounted the pavement, demolished a lamp post and came to a halt just inches from a shop window.
The passenger said he was sorry he never meant to frighten him, he just wanted to ask him a question.
The driver said " It's not your fault, this is my first day as a taxi driver, I had been driving hearses for the passed 20 years.
I hope you all have a really pleasant weekend and are able to do what ever it is you want.
Keep smiling now. xxx Fred