A farmers old donkey fell down the well and no matter how hard he tried he was not able to get the donkey out. Oh well he thought he is an old fella and not a great use so it can stay down there, I need to fill the well in anyway as its dangerous. So he called over his neighbours to help and they started to shovel the earth down the well onto the donkey, who made a lot of noise to start with crying and ee aweing, but then the noise stopped. The farmers looked down and were amazed at what they saw, as the earth landed on the donkeys back he shook it off and stood up on it, the more they shovelled down the higher the donkey came up the well.
Its was not that longer before the donkey got to the top stepped out and trotted off.
NOW........... The donkey trotted back a short time later and bite the farmer on the ass so badly that it became infected and the farmer died, from septic shock.
The moral of this is.......When you do something wrong and you try to cover your ass, it will always come back and bite you.
Morning all you lovely people its misty and rather dull here this morning but still dry as they reckon we are in for some rain, if that's true I am pleased I never washed the car, Quick Lyn get it out the garage