Himself Seeing Strange Lights In The Sky...

Last night he'd been outside while the dogs had their last wee for the night when he came in looking puzzled...took the binoculars out...came back in and said 'There's something funny in the sky'...I'd just reached the part when Daniel had his tongue down Alex's throat actually...he'd been lusting after her for ages, so I said...'Funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'

'Lights' he said...'red and green'...it'll be an aeroplane' I said and tried not to grind my teeth...'But the lights aren't moving'...'then it's not a 'plane'...'could you come and see?'

By now Daniel was shedding his clothes and admiring Alex's shapely wotsits and I did not want to stand outside trying to decipher what two lights in the sky were...but I did...sighing heavily and making a song and dance about the oxygen...

Looked at the red and green lights...'that's the mast at the back of Kelly's shop'...'Oh, of course it is' says Himself...by the time he'd called the dogs in and locked the doors I was snuggled down with my Kindle again...'Is there a mast behind Kelly's ? ' Himself asked...