Well the sun is out and there's a bright golden haze on the meadow, well its not a meadow its a couple of fields cross from where I live, but its close enough as their green. So it looks like we are back on the sunny team today as it was rather chilly yesterday evening and I was very tempted to turn the heating on, but declined in the end and put a jumper on instead. Right I have a chap coming around to do some electrical work for me today as I want some extra sockets fitted I should be doing it myself but to be honest I can not be bothered, and he will be so much quicker and I am certain he will not have any trouble getting up and down from the floor like I would. I hope you are all waking feel Happy today (shame my names Grumpy) naughty Fred.
A blonde was walking down the street and sees a poster that reads Cruises only £50. So she goes along to the address on the poster and hands the money to the receptionist in the room who then nods to this big burly chap who is reading a paper in the corner, he goes over and knocks the blonde unconscious.
The blonde wakes up and finds she is tied to a log and is floating down the local river, she glances to her right and sees a blonde friend of hers and shouts "Do you think there will serve food on this cruise."
The other blonde replied "They never did last year."
A Naval ditty. As you all know a Royal Toast is always taken standing up, but due to the fact that when King Charles II was returning from exile in Holland on board a naval ship he stood for the toast and he banged his head due to lack of room, so he instructed that from then onwards Royal Navy officers could toast the monarch sitting down. This honour still applies today even when on dry land.
Have a lovely day where ever you are on Sea or Land or maybe even air xxx