Please fill in the gaps of the song, Mind you I am not certain that's how it starts, anyway it really is a lovely morning, as I look out the window and see the little birds hopping around seeing whats there for their breakfast and its so quiet its deafening (does that make sense?) Any way its just right for what I want to do today and that's go out with a good friend and knock a few balls around a smashing golf course, the only thing I am sorry about is that I can not walk the course any more I need to use a golf cart, but I should not moan as some people are not even able to do that, I am due to tee off at 1100 so plenty of time for breakfast and a shower as the club is only about a 20 minute drive away. There are a few different types of birds out in the garden now, but the little robin seems to have gone on holiday as not been around for a couple of days, might have popped up to Wales to see a relative.
This lovely blonde lady was walking along the road carrying a sack type bag.
A car drove up, then stopped and a young man got out and said "Excuse me what do you have in that bag"
The blonde replied "Its chickens"
The young man said "I tell you what if I can guess how many are in there, can I have one? and if I am wrong I will give you £5,"
The blonde said "Lets make it more exciting, if you guess right first time, I will give you both of them."
Right you all have a lovely day and I hope that any pain stays away today at least. xxxxFred