The pic' is of my lovely Grandson who works for SleasyJet. I thought these couple of giggles would fit the bill to accompany it?
It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in the front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'