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The masochistic husband

The woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible

I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

He replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."..............And that's when the fight started....

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good one nikkers peter jones queensand Australia psp sufferer

Hi Peter, nice to meet you. Never occurred to me that there would be anyone still on line tonight - it's midnight here. Guess it's tomorrow there - if you know what I mean? Take care. :-D

Falling about.....lol...lol

And there's yet another night surfer! Lol. XX

That cheered me up no end Nikkers. Thank you. XX

You're welcome. XX :-D

Ho ho Nikkers, alas its all to true! Xx

Lolol! Good fun! xxxx๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰

SICK

A brave man or just stupid, good on Nikkers xx :)

Lol good one xxx

She did ask ;)

oh i just nearly choked on my coffee reading that.

I love your jokes but the bit i love most is how you always add on the end....................""and this is where the fight started""....it gets me every time

Every time i feel low i read your jokes........thank you thank you thank you x x x x x :)

I have so many of them Mandy, but have to try to limit to 1 a week, because this is a health site after all. I'm pleased that I'm not the only one with a "daft" sense of humour! Keep laughing.......it's good for you. :-D XX

Well i for one would certainly be happy to have more than 1 a week i dont often have much to laugh about so keep them coming :) x

Well I'm going to contradict myself Mandy as theere are a couple of quickies that I'm going to add in a few minutes - while they're still fresh in my mind. Hope you like? XX

Humor is the best medicine! I heard that once!! LOL

wELL DONE NIKKERS . YOU ARE CORRECT IN LIMITING THEN TO ONE OR TWO, SOME MEMBERS DONT LIKE THE JOKE SIDE OF POSTS, AS FOR ME LIFE IS TO SHORT NOT TO HAVE A SMILE AND A LAUGH, WE SUFFER HARD AND LONG SOME DAYS, WHY NOT ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN.

I've had to eat my words today Neo. I just couldn't resist putting the other one on. Keep laughing, it's good medicine. XX

Good one nikkers! I have actually got the cartoon version of that joke and it never fails to amuse me. Keep em coming. lol

hugs from Huggs xxx :)

Bet she didn't take the compliment :D :) Ha Ha

I think the humour on this site is what keeps me going. Great to have a laugh. Thanks Nickers KaytieJJ x

Extraordinary. I had to share this with 2 friends from church! Loves it!

ROFL!

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