Good morning everyone, mind you from what the weatherman and the news are reporting its not to nice in the south east coast area as a warning has gone out about the air condition and it said even healthy people should avoid exercise today, and those like us with lung problems stay indoors. So my lovely friends in those areas take care today as they say it should be clear tomorrow. I know I really should not mention it but I am going to anyway the sky is blue and the sun is out here in the West country.
Right firstly Hi Pete hope your home safe and feeling alright-ish today.
Dare I tell a blonde joke, well why not you only live once as they say so here goes.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach when a seagull flies over and craps on the blonde.
The brunette says in a disgusting voice, "Hang on here, there is a toilet just up the hill there, I'll go and get some toilet paper."
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.
The redhead says, "Whats so funny?"
The blonde says "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb but look at her. By the time she gets back with the toilet paper that seagull will be miles away."
You have heard of Newton's Law well this is what I call Sod's law.
If you change queues, the one you left starts to move faster than the one you are now in.
Why is it when you dial a wrong number you never get the engaged tone.
Hope you in the area's with this smog or what every stay safe. Speak again soon I hope and all you blondes you know I love you really. xxx Fred