I really am bored as I am not one for sitting or laying around but have no option at the moment, there is a lot I could do but not able because some of the jobs involve causing dust and the others require strength which I am not able to use as to sore on the side, so your stuck with me again. This morning I found some bits for the ladies, all about men.
Whilst creating husbands God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world........then She made the earth round and had a good laugh.
A couple lying in bed, and the man says "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" ... The woman replies "I'll miss you" ...
Q: Why do little boys whine ?
A: They are practising to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
That's all folks have a good day its blue sky and the sun is trying and that's not an April fool.