Morning campers or should I sat Hi De Hi its 0550 and just starting to get light, I am sorry to say I will not be with you for a couple of days after today, as going in for my rest and maybe come out cancer free for a short while after they have had a burn up in the lungs, but some of you might be please of the break so just to keep you going or moaning try these silly bits.
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after an operation in hospital, and his wife was sitting at the bedside. His eyes opened and he muttered "Your beautiful", flattered the wife continued in her vigil while he drifted back into his sleep.
Later the husband woke and said "Your nice", startled she asked "What happened to your beautiful" to which he replied "The drugs are wearing off now ."
While I was away last time I designed a Corduroy pillow, its making headlines every where. (Think about it)
A DIY friend of mine was crushed by a pile of books, he's only got his shelf to blame.
I was sat wondering why the cricket ball was getting bigger then it hit me.
You should learn sign language its very handy.
OK stop groaning its the best I can do today, remember keep smiling and I will be back soon, and thanks for being there, no matter what colour your hair is.
Love Fred xxxx