All good friends and jolly good company, all together now, oh well maybe not. Today the workmen should finish all the chippying (carpentry) and then Monday the tiler should be in for the bathroom, the floor is looking good now in the kitchen and the last of the wall units goes up today as well, they really are a great load of workmen so cheerful and helpful its almost unreal, and all I need to do to help is supply the biscuits mostly chocolate. The mist has gone and the sky is clear here in Devon its 0630 and light how quickly time changes.
Right you just might have to think about these and I know its early but get the grey matter up and running.
I found its really hard to explain some jokes to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I was walking along and witnessed a prison break taking place, I saw this midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, well I thought that's a little condescending. (Think about it).
Numbers are strange as a farmer only had 196 cows but once he rounded them up he found he had 200.
Two Eskimos sat in a kayak were really cold, so they lit a fire in it and of course it burnt and sank, which just goes to prove you can't have you kayak and heat it.
I know its sad but that's all for today as things to do, keep smiling and speak soon I hope.