What am I doing up I suppose to be retired, someone should tell Bella Trix the lodger dog what the rules are in this house, I tried but she just laughs at me and say's come on Fred its rise and shine time. Pleased to say the builders have started to replace the walls down Kate's and the new floor is next once the pipes etc are done. Right down to the serious stuff.
When I was down to say goodbye to the Aunt it reminded me of when I was younger and single .
When ever I went to a Wedding the older ones would keep saying your next Fred, your next. But I found a way of getting my own back, when at a funeral I would say Your next, your next.
And then there was a Redhead,a Brunette and a fair haired lady lost in the desert, well they found a lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a genie and granted them one wish each. The redhead wished to be back home, poof ! she was back home. The brunette wished to be back home with her family, poof ! she was home as well. The fair haired lady said " Awwwww I am lonely I wish my friends were here."
Remember folks that Laughter is a tranquilizer without side effects.
Have a great day and thanks for being there.