Not to nice this morning really cold and overcast, but its dry so that's a bonus I suppose. I got a funeral this afternoon as a dear old Aunt the last one in our family passed away, but as they say she had a good innings as was in her 90's. A friend will look after Bella not that we will be long as I do not like the gathering afterwards it always seems so strange, but that's me.
One good thing is I slept like a log last night till I woke up in the fire place.
I have invented a step ladder without any steps, you use it for cleaning the ground floor windows.
I was lucky and got an appointment to see the doctor as my feet were killing me, he said "You got your shoes on the wrong feet". I told him for goodness sake I haven't got any other feet.
One for the ladies.
Three men were fishing and found a Mermaid caught up in a net, and cut her free, so she granted them a wish each.
The first said he wanted his I Q doubled, woosh and he was able to recite Shakespeare.
The second seeing this said I would like mine to triple, woosh and he was a master of maths.
Seeing this the third said he wanted his I Q Quadrupled, Are you sure said the mermaid, "Yes" said the man. So the mermaid turned him into a Woman.
Have a good day all you lovely people, stay safe warm and maybe just maybe have a pain free day.