Happy Mothering Sunday to all you mothers, lets hope the sun shines for you all but at the moment its overcast and cold here but its early yet.
My mother once said to me "You won't amount to anything because you Procrastinate".
I said to her "Oh yea........ just you wait".
Ladies remember the fastest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach , its through his chest with a sharp knife.
Plus the reason men love smart women is because opposites attract.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face he calmly said,"Well you said I had to choose".