I thought it was a vampire day today but got dates mixed up, its tomorrow I have to give some blood, so I got today off. Right the sun is out but its really cold still here in sunny Devon or in my bit anyway but they say the sun shines on the rightgeous, it must be that man next door.
I heard on the news that a man has been charged with killing a person with sandpaper, he said he only intended to rough him up a bit.
A really short elderly man went to the police to report he had been pick pocketed, the police said they could not understand how anyone could stoop that low.
Then there was the two lads that snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both are in hospital, one is in a Korma and the other one has a dodgy tikka.
Have a good day everyone xx Fred