Morning campers hope its better there than here, its still cold and wet and misty, that last word reminds me of a Clint Eastwood film "Play Misty for me " sorry rambling there for a moment, but anyone else remember it?. Pleased to say no pain today but then again is that good or a bad thing its a worry really lol Right down to more serious things.
A woman was standing naked in front of a mirror and says to her husband "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, play me a compliment ".
He replied " Your eyesights perfect".
Another woman with light coloured hair was standing infront of a mirror in her nightdress with her eyes shut. Her husband said "What are you doing" she replied "I want to see what I look like when I am asleep"
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Twice in one day I am a lucky man or was that your twin I just spoke with a few minutes ago. So you remember that film which means you are not 21 then He He little giggle xxx
The first "husband" sounds like my husband!!!! Hope you have a lovely day xxx
Iris you will get letters from Essex girls for that joke, but I loved it, now logged in my grey matter for use else where. Yes spring and my hospital visit just around the corner, stay happy and I must say your looking lovely this morning xxxFred
ah, apologies to all those lovely Essex girls. blondes have a lot to contend with too, don't they. One day I'll manage to put my photo up, think I have to do it on the lap top, doesn't seem to work on my iPad. then you'll see how kind people are!
Have a good day Fred inspite of the miserable weather. It is the same here. I loved the film Play Misty for Me and Clint Eastwood was good in it. Take care and keep smiling. Be pain free. xxxxxx
fred you must have went to the same sunday school as me [as for school well we wont talk about that!!!, i was a dab hand at skipping school,,until i got caught,, ten of the belt over the hands in front of the school
if your happy and you know it clap your hands.
if your happy and you know it clap your hands
if your happy and you know it, then heres the way to show it
if your happy and you know it clap your hands
all together now
and sing it in c- minor [i thought the" c " stood for coal
sing up fred, i am,, thanks for keeping us going ,,my friend ,
couldn't help smiling medow, its great to see the kids this doing the actions of this song, clapping there hands its amazing how quick they can pick things up,next time it'll be "nanny sing " im off to bed now smiling, many thanks,,, jimmy xxx
jimmy your a good man who is suffering more than I can imagine and still bounce back. As for the school bit I never really learnt much till I joined the navy at 15 years old, and we are other ends of the country but I have been singing and clapping like billy hoo. Cheers pall stat safe and smiling :0D
I think you mean Clint? In which case - definitely, all the way back to his "Rawhide" days -' til recently, but have switched my salivating to Anson Mount!
No actually I was referring to his co-star in the Everywhichway pair of movies, that handsome hairy fella with a cute smile. Who is Anson Mount? - sounds quite painful.
Oh funny! I'd forgotten about him. Anson Mount plays Cullen Bohannon in the tv series "Hell on wheels." My Daughter gave me a framed ,signed photo' of him for Christmas which now takes pride of place in my "Western" bedroom. Well, I can dream, can't I ?
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Right down to more serious things.
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Fred
You must leave a space before and after them. x
How to blow up your consultant!
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