another joke of a jock :D

THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY A SCOTSMAN

Young jock bought a donkey from a farmer for £100,

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said "sorry son, but i have some bad news . The donkeys died !!

Jock replied "Well you'll just have to give me my money back!"

The farmer said," Cant do that already spent it !!"

Jock said , "Ok then,just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked , "What are you going to do with him !!"

Young jock said , "I'm going to raffle him off "

The farmer said "you cant raffle a dead donkey!"

Young jock said "off course i can. Watch me, i just wont tell anybody hes dead !"

A month later , the farmer met up with Jock and asked,

"What happened to the dead donkey ? "

Young jock said , "I raffled him off , i sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £998!! "

The farmer said "didn't anyone complain ? "

The bold young jock said , "just the guy who won!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,,,,,,, So i gave him his money back!!!

YOUNG JOCK NOW WORKS FOR THE BANK OF SCOTLAND :D :D

lots of love jimmy xxx :)

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Thats a good idea I have a dead laptop think i will give it a try lol

Cora

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:D :D jimmy :) thats what you call a so-called clever banker :D with big bonus,s :D

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That sounds about right Jimmy! Nice one :) x

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:D :D jimmy [say no more lol :D ]

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Good one that Jimmy..!!! wonder if Jocks my new Bank Manager.....!!!!!!!!!

Keep em coming take care....Pegxx

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ha ha,, he may well just might be Peg :D many thanks

jimmy xxx :)

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Hi Jimmy, I totally get this laughing away here. Good way to host the pension _ not. Love mx

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Thank you scorpio lass, hope your feeling better,

love jimmy xxx :)

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Morning Jimmy, Very good, Best wishes, Bulpit

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:D thanks bulpit

best regards jimmy :)

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Ha haaaaaa, that's brilliant Jimmy :-) xxx

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ha ha thanks lyn,,

love jimmy xxx :)

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Heard this before and being Scottish appreciated his tenacity!

Buy a donkey......phonetic in Afrakhan to say Thank you ........if my memory serves me right! Audrey Jersey.

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hi Towse :D im a scotsman ,, but not a bank manager,,, yet :D

many thanks

jimmy :)

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I'll take the high Road and you'll take the low and I'll be in Scotland before ye x

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dont you start cough :D :D :D,, dont listen to her fred :D:D im a true scot :D you saw that when i put the pic on in the kilt, :D :D that there was nothing worn under the kilt,:D :D well, its all worn now , :D ,,,,,worn out :D :D

love jimmy xxx :D

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Oh dear Jimmy. Overuse? :d x

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just a wee, wee bit :D

why not, their there to press ,oops pressed the down button a bit much :D

jimmy off to kip now,, xxxx :)

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Nighty nighty sleepy tightly jimmy. Sweet dreams. x

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Ho Ho that's a good one.

Keep the coming

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hi socracakeres hope all is well, many thanks

lots of love jimmy xxxx :)

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:D

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:D hope things went well farmer,, have another moothful of

" O " :D all the very best jimmy

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lollollol :D good one

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thank you eyes ,, :D

lots of love jimmy xxx :)

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See you jimmy a true Scotsman . Enjoyed that one :) Fred

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see you fred :D :D good lad jimmy :)

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Excellent jimmy. Very funny xxxxx

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thanks sas. hope things are ok

love jimmy xx :)

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That actually happened for real a few years ago Jimmy! A guy sold raffle tickets for a Jaguar car at £10 a throw and made a fortune. What he didn't say was that it was a dinky model and as in your joke, the winner complained and got his money back!

Makes you wonder how many people do bother to check on raffles/comp's they enter - very few I would think?!

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hi nikkers :D :D that was me lol :D

but just goes to show doesn't it :)

lots of love jimmy xxx :)

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Love it brilliant

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thanks redted..

all the very best my friend jimmy :)

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Brilliant lol lol x

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thanks weeannie lol :D

jimmy xxx :)

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lol great thank you - now where can I find a dead donkey? ......

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:D :D thats the thing now , ? where ? :D thanks undine

regards jimmy :)

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Really nice to see you back on form jimmy123. Keep them coming Best wishes to you Mogworth.

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thank you mogs, best wishes to you also,

jimmy :)

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Excellent ! :)

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aye, a wise one that one puff lol :D

many thanks

regards jimmy :)

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Love it jimmy. Very clever man!! xxx

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aye suzy,, might try it myself :D ,, hope your feeling a bit better now

love jimmy xxx :)

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