another joke of a jock :D

[jimmyw123]

THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY A SCOTSMAN

Young jock bought a donkey from a farmer for £100,

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said "sorry son, but i have some bad news . The donkeys died !!

Jock replied "Well you'll just have to give me my money back!"

The farmer said," Cant do that already spent it !!"

Jock said , "Ok then,just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked , "What are you going to do with him !!"

Young jock said , "I'm going to raffle him off "

The farmer said "you cant raffle a dead donkey!"

Young jock said "off course i can. Watch me, i just wont tell anybody hes dead !"

A month later , the farmer met up with Jock and asked,

"What happened to the dead donkey ? "

Young jock said , "I raffled him off , i sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £998!! "

The farmer said "didn't anyone complain ? "

The bold young jock said , "just the guy who won!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,,,,,,, So i gave him his money back!!!

YOUNG JOCK NOW WORKS FOR THE BANK OF SCOTLAND

lots of love jimmy xxx

[cora22]

Thats a good idea I have a dead laptop think i will give it a try lol

Cora

[jimmyw123 in reply to cora22]

jimmy thats what you call a so-called clever banker with big bonus,s

[Hidden]

That sounds about right Jimmy! Nice one x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

jimmy [say no more lol ]

[pegbl]

Good one that Jimmy..!!! wonder if Jocks my new Bank Manager.....!!!!!!!!!

Keep em coming take care....Pegxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to pegbl]

ha ha,, he may well just might be Peg many thanks

jimmy xxx

[scorpiolass]

Hi Jimmy, I totally get this laughing away here. Good way to host the pension _ not. Love mx

[jimmyw123 in reply to scorpiolass]

Thank you scorpio lass, hope your feeling better,

love jimmy xxx

[bulpit]

Morning Jimmy, Very good, Best wishes, Bulpit

[jimmyw123 in reply to bulpit]

thanks bulpit

best regards jimmy

[Jolyn]

Ha haaaaaa, that's brilliant Jimmy xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Jolyn]

ha ha thanks lyn,,

love jimmy xxx

[Towse1950]

Heard this before and being Scottish appreciated his tenacity!

Buy a donkey......phonetic in Afrakhan to say Thank you ........if my memory serves me right! Audrey Jersey.

[jimmyw123 in reply to Towse1950]

hi Towse im a scotsman ,, but not a bank manager,,, yet

many thanks

jimmy

[Hidden in reply to jimmyw123]

I'll take the high Road and you'll take the low and I'll be in Scotland before ye x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

dont you start cough :D,, dont listen to her fred :D im a true scot you saw that when i put the pic on in the kilt, that there was nothing worn under the kilt, well, its all worn now , ,,,,,worn out

love jimmy xxx

[Hidden in reply to jimmyw123]

Oh dear Jimmy. Overuse? x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

just a wee, wee bit

why not, their there to press ,oops pressed the down button a bit much

jimmy off to kip now,, xxxx

[Hidden in reply to jimmyw123]

Nighty nighty sleepy tightly jimmy. Sweet dreams. x

[Sokrackers]

Ho Ho that's a good one.

Keep the coming

[jimmyw123 in reply to Sokrackers]

hi socracakeres hope all is well, many thanks

lots of love jimmy xxxx

[FarmerD]

[jimmyw123 in reply to FarmerD]

hope things went well farmer,, have another moothful of

" O " all the very best jimmy

[Hidden]

lollollol good one

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

thank you eyes ,,

lots of love jimmy xxx

[holly17]

See you jimmy a true Scotsman . Enjoyed that one Fred

[jimmyw123 in reply to holly17]

see you fred good lad jimmy

[sassy59]

Excellent jimmy. Very funny xxxxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to sassy59]

thanks sas. hope things are ok

love jimmy xx

[Nikkers]

That actually happened for real a few years ago Jimmy! A guy sold raffle tickets for a Jaguar car at £10 a throw and made a fortune. What he didn't say was that it was a dinky model and as in your joke, the winner complained and got his money back!

Makes you wonder how many people do bother to check on raffles/comp's they enter - very few I would think?!

[jimmyw123 in reply to Nikkers]

hi nikkers that was me lol

but just goes to show doesn't it

lots of love jimmy xxx

[redted]

Love it brilliant

[jimmyw123 in reply to redted]

thanks redted..

all the very best my friend jimmy

[Weeannie]

Brilliant lol lol x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Weeannie]

thanks weeannie lol

jimmy xxx

[undine]

lol great thank you - now where can I find a dead donkey? ......

[jimmyw123 in reply to undine]

thats the thing now , ? where ? thanks undine

regards jimmy

[mogworth]

Really nice to see you back on form jimmy123. Keep them coming Best wishes to you Mogworth.

[jimmyw123 in reply to mogworth]

thank you mogs, best wishes to you also,

jimmy

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Excellent !

[jimmyw123 in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

aye, a wise one that one puff lol

many thanks

regards jimmy

[Suzy6]

Love it jimmy. Very clever man!! xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Suzy6]

aye suzy,, might try it myself ,, hope your feeling a bit better now

love jimmy xxx