Sorry bit late today

[holly17]

Sorry been on sick parade that's why I am late, as I have spent the night with my old pal Pain in the back, I will be so pleased when I get sorted next month, but that's another story, pleased to see that Huggs was on the ball with the funnies this morning its smiles all round. A bit of Tommy Cooper.

A cowboy walked into a German car showroom and shouted "Audi"

I rang the builders yard and said "Can I have a skip outside my house", he said "I'm not stopping you "

I went to the Doctor's as I was losing all sense of direction and asked what I should do. He said "Get lost"

Since we have had the heavy snow, my wife has just stood looking at the window, if it gets worse I suppose I had better let her in.

Keep smiling folks xx Fred

[Softwabbit]

Awww poor lad hope everything does well with your back, and thank you for the funnies lol x

[holly17 in reply to Softwabbit]

Cheers our Softwabbit I am sure it will be. xx

[Sokrackers]

Ow Fred you make my tummy ache. Your post should come with a warning.

Keep them coming. I bet my daughter will like the audi one.

Take it easy today with your back.

With my new diverticulitis the doctor told me to eat more but I don't feel like it. But this morning I am working my way through a box of eggs albeit they are cadburys mini eggs!

Chat soon

[holly17 in reply to Sokrackers]

Hi there sailor girl not to many eggs they are meant to help the ache not the hips. I will take it easy on the back xx

[cora22]

Ha ha How did I manage before I joined you daft lot

Cora

[holly17 in reply to cora22]

Yes its great here in the mad house isn't it Cora

[pollyjj]

Good morning Fred, a great collection, got me laughing this morning.

Sorry to hear about the back hope it's not so bad tonight.

polly xx

[holly17 in reply to pollyjj]

Hi polly feeling better thanks xx

[Colours23]

So sad ,I do hope you feel better soon,pain is horrible ,have you got the correct meds to deal with it? Suns coming out smiley face,take care.x

[holly17 in reply to Colours23]

Thanks colours feeling more with it now, yes have good pain relief xxx

[Hidden]

Very good Fred. What's the weather like at your end? It looks quite bright here today though cold and quite windy. No sign of rain (yet)

Hope you feel better soon and can knock that pain on the head. x

[holly17 in reply to Hidden]

Hi over there round the coast sun now shining here and blue sky, thanks for the wishes pain easier xx

[sassy59]

Wishing you a pain free day and a better night to come Fred. Thanks for the great jokes again, certainly raised a smile or two here. Take care and keep smiling. xxxxx

[holly17 in reply to sassy59]

I am smiling now pain eased a fair bit thanks xxx

[rubyred777]

Good day Fred.

Gotta say I like those Tommy Coopers. They always give me a laugh. Their simple enough for even me to understand! Keep em coming Fred. Freezing here! What else is new.

have a great painfree day

Rubyxx 😊 😊

[holly17 in reply to rubyred777]

Hi Ruby hope your warming up. Keep smiling Ruby xx

[hufferpuffer]

Hello Fred , I hope you have a better night tonight, I'm thinking of you and sending painfree thoughts for you goodnight, sleeptight, love n hugs huff who loved the jokes brilliant!!!! I used to wish that Tommy Cooper was my Dad lolol! X

[jimmyw123]

my computers like me tonight fred,, going all ways, it seems to have a mind of its own, jumping from post to post [on the forum posts,, not the fence posts ]

seriously fred i'm so glad that pain has eased, you are such great fun, we need folks like you lol lets hope your pain free for some time,

all the very best now fred,, now theres no need to send kisses you stick in fred,, all the very best jimmy,,,

[managed this without my computer jumping all over the place,,, well not literally!! but you know what i mean, i don't know if its me or the computer but its driving me nuts off to kip now fred,, cheers

[Jolyn]

He heeeee, good ones again Fred. lol xxx

[Jolyn]

I hope your back is feeling better this morning Fred. xxx