Sorry been on sick parade that's why I am late, as I have spent the night with my old pal Pain in the back, I will be so pleased when I get sorted next month, but that's another story, pleased to see that Huggs was on the ball with the funnies this morning its smiles all round. A bit of Tommy Cooper.
A cowboy walked into a German car showroom and shouted "Audi"
I rang the builders yard and said "Can I have a skip outside my house", he said "I'm not stopping you "
I went to the Doctor's as I was losing all sense of direction and asked what I should do. He said "Get lost"
Since we have had the heavy snow, my wife has just stood looking at the window, if it gets worse I suppose I had better let her in.
Keep smiling folks xx Fred