a chap went into a pub, said to the barman," would you like to see a trick," "ok" said the barman
so the chap went into his inside pocket, and brought out a tiny little piano, he then went into another pocket and brought out a mouse,!!
then the mouse began to play the piano, brilliantly,, the barman thought this was great ,
so the chap then went into another pocket [he had a lot of pockets ] then brought out a tiny little microphone, then into another pocket brought out a tiny squirrel,
then, as the mouse was playing the piano, the squirrel sang like the blazes down the microphone .
the barman said he had never seen anything like it,, and offered to buy this"trick" from the chap, offering him loads of money.
the chap said "no i couldn't sell it to you, as i would be cheating you"
the barman said " what do you mean cheating me!!, i've just seen his with my own "eyes " ill double my price, as this is fantastic."
"no" the chap said "i wouldn't want to have it on my conscience, as i don't want to cheat you" "what exactly do you mean ,, cheating me" then offered him more,,
"i've said it three times now",the chap said," i wont sell you this trick as i wont have it on my conscience, that i have cheated you "
at that the barman was now getting a little irate,," ok then,, just tell my why you think your cheating me"
"right" said the chap, "you don't really think a squirrel could actually sing, thats just plain stupid, off course the squirrel is not singing".....................
he said its the mouse thats singing!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,the squirrel is only a ventriloquist
love jimmy xxx