for the squirrel fans :D yes, they know who i mean :D

[jimmyw123]

a chap went into a pub, said to the barman," would you like to see a trick," "ok" said the barman

so the chap went into his inside pocket, and brought out a tiny little piano, he then went into another pocket and brought out a mouse,!!

then the mouse began to play the piano, brilliantly,, the barman thought this was great ,

so the chap then went into another pocket [he had a lot of pockets ] then brought out a tiny little microphone, then into another pocket brought out a tiny squirrel,

then, as the mouse was playing the piano, the squirrel sang like the blazes down the microphone .

the barman said he had never seen anything like it,, and offered to buy this"trick" from the chap, offering him loads of money.

the chap said "no i couldn't sell it to you, as i would be cheating you"

the barman said " what do you mean cheating me!!, i've just seen his with my own "eyes " ill double my price, as this is fantastic."

"no" the chap said "i wouldn't want to have it on my conscience, as i don't want to cheat you" "what exactly do you mean ,, cheating me" then offered him more,,

"i've said it three times now",the chap said," i wont sell you this trick as i wont have it on my conscience, that i have cheated you "

at that the barman was now getting a little irate,," ok then,, just tell my why you think your cheating me"

"right" said the chap, "you don't really think a squirrel could actually sing, thats just plain stupid, off course the squirrel is not singing".....................

he said its the mouse thats singing!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,the squirrel is only a ventriloquist

love jimmy xxx

[RibvanRey]

Jolly good. Well done that man. (Applause)

[jimmyw123 in reply to RibvanRey]

thanks rib,

its very cold windy hear at the moment , [thats the weather i'm talking about ,, not me ]

jimmy

[Suzy6]

Oh jimmy thanks you. Now i'm laughing my sleepy head off. A lovely tonic on a wet cold morning. xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Suzy6]

many thanks suzy, hope your well,

love jimmy xxx

[Jolyn]

He heeeeee....that' s a good one Jimmy xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Jolyn]

hi lyn, its always a wee chuckle many thanks

love jimmy xxx

[holly17]

Nice one jimmy I think I had better hand the baton over to you pal as that,s a great one. Hope you you are still on the up, I have a feeling we need to be alert as the Squirrel squad are becoming restless and at the moment we are a bit thin on the ground, but if we scatter a bit of flattery around it might hold them off for a while, mind you I found that Flattery is like a broken car it gets you no where with some ladies.

Stay safe pal. Fred

[jimmyw123 in reply to holly17]

ah fred i hope things are going ok for you you've got it in oner my old mate you certainly keep us going , thats the best way, why not aye welle just need to watch this squirrel squad [good job theres a spell check on this darn thing ]

we will just need to have a contingency plan ,[or just need to be careful lol ] all the very best fred, sincerely meant

jimmy

[jimmyw123 in reply to jimmyw123]

hope your a bit better today fred , i noticed in another post [today tuesday ] you were in a wee bitty pain i hope this has eased now ,, its on this post, as my computer is going like me,,, barmy all the best fred jimmy

[James48]

Ha Ha

[jimmyw123 in reply to James48]

thanks sir james [look a bit like me that avatar!! :D]

jimmy

[ptliverpool]

That's cheered me up

[jimmyw123 in reply to ptliverpool]

thanks ptliverpool, glad to hear its cheered you up, i take it your from liverpool [what a brain eh ] my mothers side are all from liverpool,, makes me a real mongrel [ a scottish liverpudlian ]

al the very best

jimmy

[Nikkers]

Encore, encore!

[jimmyw123 in reply to Nikkers]

hi niks keep clapping , it keeps the hands warm in this weather thanks niky,,

lots of love jimmy xxx

[Bliss2]

Nice having you back with us Jimmy Ive not been on so Ive missed when you did come back hope you are feeling a lot better take care Jimmy love xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Bliss2]

hi bliss2

thanks for the nice post, i'm feeling wee bit better [ups and downs] more downs today , fell asleep for hours

lots of kind thoughts bliss,

love jimmy xxx

[medow]

Lol. Xxxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to medow]

ah medow many thanks

lots of love jimmy xxx

[hufferpuffer]

Hahalololgiggles!!! very good more, clapping for more lolol!!!

[jimmyw123 in reply to hufferpuffer]

i'm laughing at your post many thanks huffer

kindest thoughts

jimmy

[cora22]

So funny cheered me up on this miserable day.

Cora

[jimmyw123 in reply to cora22]

hi cora, yes its been the same here, in fact worse as the day has went on,, wet cold and windy [just like me now lol :)]

glad its cheered you up

love jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

that's a cracker lollollol

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

hidden thoughts!! thanks eyes , its like cracking nut ,,,me

love jimmy xxx

[butter-fly]

Hey Jimmy, Hard to beat all the previous replies so what the hell, lets make it a standing ovation!!!

xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to butter-fly]

oh sara, your too kind lol i hope your ok in this bad weather,

ever had a brain blank ? as i just got one now!! forgot what i meant to print!! ,,its just the weather effecting me or maybe just going off my chump [hope its the first lol

many thanks sara, your much appreciated

lots of love jimmy xxx

[Offcut]

put him in a pie

[jimmyw123 in reply to Offcut]

squirrel pie, rabbit pie, ive even had mag pie

many thanks offcut

jimmy

[butter-fly in reply to Offcut]

Is that Jimmy or the squirrel for the pie?!!

[jimmyw123 in reply to butter-fly]

was wondering that myself

love jiimy xxx

p,s have i to call this squirrel potty ?

[butter-fly in reply to jimmyw123]

Potty is good Jimmy!

[jimmyw123 in reply to butter-fly]

well its better than pressure cooker!!!

love jimmy xx [hope your well sara]

[Hidden]

Lovely x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

many thanks cough

all the very best

lots of love jimmy xxx

[Dragonmum]

Still giggling Jimmy!

[jimmyw123 in reply to Dragonmum]

thanks d/mum,, och its always a wee smile to keep us going lol

love jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

Good one Jimmy x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

thank you joyce, hope your well

lots of kind thoughts

love jimmy xxx

[rubyred777]

So cute!

I loved it Jimmy!

we miss your jokes.

Looking forward to more

Rubyxx 😊

[jimmyw123 in reply to rubyred777]

thanks ruby, its all could think of at the time,, i just not long woke up then, then just not long woke up now,,, i think i must be hibernating roll on some better weather,, both sides of the ocean

lots of love

jimmy xxx

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Haha !

[jimmyw123 in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

thanks puff hope your well

kindest regards jimmy

[helingmic]

Hi Kimmy, Magic tricks are best left wondering how you do that! I love magic tricks!

[jimmyw123 in reply to helingmic]

thanks mic, hope things are better for you,, and the flute practice going well

kind regards

jimmy

[helingmic in reply to jimmyw123]

Hopefully, I can get rid of the junk that is produce minute by minute. My new name is Niagara falls!

Here's a lovely tune on the flute played by James Galway

youtube.com/watch?v=OeE47um...(Not working as expected?)

[jimmyw123 in reply to helingmic]

listened to he tune mic , how great it would be to have a gift like that,,

im the opposite of you mic, its phlegm thats coming , by he gallon !! even gurgling and wakening me during the night, but at least its "loose" and clearer now ,,and coming up!!!, but kind of exhausting me, have a cold also, but still awaiting sputum sample handed in last monday

niagara falls och it is annoying, lets hope you improve,, best regards jimmy [tired even now ]

[helingmic in reply to jimmyw123]

Cheers, Jimmy. I got up and rinsed my nose and gargled with salt and baking soda, made me flood out and coughing up. I put Vicks First Defence. This is my onslaught against the germs I don't want. ((((exterminate)))! Hope you feel better soon, Mic

[jimmyw123 in reply to helingmic]

hope the germs are exterminated

ive been gargling with tcp, letting a little slip down my throat , then dabbing it neat on the sores at the side of my mouth, caused by inhalers ,, even sticking tcp up my nose [anything to exterminate lol ] as oxygen is drying

my nose, i usually use manuka honey when these sores appear, it cures it in a day or two, but haven't got any at the moment, and not quite ready to venture out to the shops yet , but i will soon,,,, scooter on charge [but weather bad ]

hope your feeling better mic, its rotten when your nose is like a tap, lets hope it improves soon as you've enough to put up with.

kindest thoughts jimmy

[helingmic in reply to jimmyw123]

Jimmy, don't be reckless with TCP in throat. If it goes into the lungs, you could have a serious inflammation.

You can be energetic, but with caution!

[jimmyw123 in reply to helingmic]

i didnt know that mic,, see you live and learn, but its is really a week solution for a gargle, but dab a stronger bit on my sore mouth, but ive used manuka honey before to heal these "inhaler sores" rubbing a bit on at night," jimmy

[helingmic in reply to jimmyw123]

Good idea, Mic

[pegbl]

Hi Jimmy glad to see your back cheering us up, I hope you keep on improving. Take care Pegxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to pegbl]

hi pegbi, getting there albeit slowly

many thanks peg, hope your well

love jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

Thanks Jimmy that one gave me a right chuckle

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

Thanks anthony, glad it made you chuckle lol

take care jimmy

[Hidden in reply to jimmyw123]

How are doing these days Jimmy keeping reasonably well I trust

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

och one step forward two back then vica versa next day but all in all, i've been worse great to hear from you, hope things are going well,,, jimmy ,

[Hidden in reply to jimmyw123]

very much the same as you Jimmy I am battling flare up number four since leaving hospital after the pneumonia still life goes on thanks to my O2 machine one good thing is that I am not so reliant on it at the moment :|D

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

sorry for the later reply anthony, i fell asleep for about an hour my goodness it like its like starting again in the morning, neb, meds etc, wheezing etc, but can sort that with a little work, but it takes some time.

yes anthony sometimes pneumonia takes quite long time to really get better, i had it, thought i was ok coming out of hospital, but it did take some time to really recover,, as i found out,, but as you say, life goes on, i'm glad your over the hospital part, now we need spring to arrive to pick us all up a bit best of luck anthony, regards jimmy [good to hear from you ]

[warwickstag]

Nice one Jimmy. Hang in there mate, Spring is coming soon and the world will look a better place.

[jimmyw123]

hi warickstag, hope things are improving aye your right there i think we'll all improve when this darn weather gets better, its blinken snowing here now, but not really lying , but cold,, sooner the spring comes the better were into march at weekend, so surely it cant be long now many thanks,

great to hear from you, all the very best warwickstag,, best regards jimmy

[wazoo]

xxxxxxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to wazoo]

xxxx jimmy