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The centipede

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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted

to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion,he finally bought a talking centipede,

which came in a little white box to use for its house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box,

and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church

with me today? We will have a good time?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,

"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

Then decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted

"HEY, IN THERE! "WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME

AND LEARN ABOUT GOD?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE

THIS .......

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This time, a little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

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megannell

" Hahahaha! so Not funny,,Yet!!..... i cant stop laffin..hahaha!,,thanks Nikkers...Hahahaha."

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Nikkers in reply to megannell

I agree Megannell, but still silly enough to be funny! You're welcome. XX

ROFLMA

Love it

X:

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Nikkers in reply to

Don't get splinters Anthony! Lol

in reply to Nikkers

Try not to Nickers I am still laughing about it

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rubyred777

Love it! I can just picture it. I gotta say its not funny, its more cute. And you find yourself laughing at the thought of it.

Rubyxx 😴

It is cute and impossible not to laugh :)

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butter-fly

Ha Ha! Good one Nikkers! Started off my day for me.

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Nikkers

Glad to help. XX

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hufferpuffer

Haha that tickled me pink!!! Have a great weekend Nikkers! huff xxx

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Nikkers in reply to hufferpuffer

You too Huff. XX

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holly17

nikkers I loved that, it brought a smile to my face which was most welcome. Stay safe Fred :)

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Nikkers in reply to holly17

Thanks Fred. I enjoy "daft " jokes. XX

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casper99

Lol Nikkers. x

Simple and funny . Take care nikkers x Sonia x

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redted

Boom boom,great,gave me a smile.Lol

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mustcarryon

I thought it was very funny

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O2Trees

Nice . . . :D

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jimmyw123

:D :D good one niky ,,,late looking jimmy :D xxx

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