An elderly gentleman of 83 arrives in Paris by plane.
At the French immigration desk,the man took a few minutes to locate his passport from his carry on bag.
"You have been to France before,Monsieur?"the immigration officer asked sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know to have your passport ready."
The British gentleman says,"the last time I was here I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible.The British always have to show their passport on arrival in France!.
The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he explained.
"Well the last time I was here,I came ashore on Juno beach on D-Day In June 1944,and I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
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