A judge is questioning a woman over her pending separation.
,,,And the grounds for your divorce madam?
"Oooh" , she replies, "about four acres with a small stream running by,,,, "
"No" says the judge "i mean what is the foundation of this case ? "
"Oh right. " the woman continues, "well its mainly concrete, brick, and mortar ...."
"No, no " the judge reiterates, "what are your relations like ? "
"i have an aunt and an uncle living here in the town" smiles the woman "and my husbands parents aren't far from us either"
"Dear god" pleads the judge. "lets try this as simple as we can. ,,"Do you have a grudge ? "
"Oh no" says the woman, "we have a huge driveway -we've never needed one to be honest"
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage asks the judge ? " now getting a wee bitty annoyed.
"Both my son and daughter have stereo sets" explains the woman, "their always blaring out music"
"Madam" asks the judge, sick to the back teeth by now!! "does your husband ever beat you ?"
"Occasionally" she replies, "about twice a week he gets up about 20 minutes before me"
Thats it !!! screams the, now irate judge,,,,
"why do you want a divorce ? "
"Oh, i don't want a divorce," she replies, still smiling away,,,,,
"My husband does" - - he says he cant communicate with me!! "