There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl. Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans. Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies.

When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke. She said sure, so he went to the restroom. The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre.

When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. So he figures he can wait until he drops her off.

When they pull up into her driveway, she exclaims, ''Oh goodie. My grandparents are here. Come on in and meet them.''

He agrees, although his A-hole is about to cry at this point.

They go in and sit down at the table. Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer a tried to let it seep out a little at a time. As he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family's hound dog Duke, in hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart. The girl's father stands up and hollers ''Duke!!'' and sits back down.

''Great!'' he thought. ''They really think it's the dog!'' So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers.

Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts ''Duke!!'' and sits back down.

Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room. The girl's father stands up again. ''Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you!!''

9 Replies

  • I don't find that remotely funny. Just crude.

    Can someone tell me when to laugh.

  • I agree,

    Its just plain gross. Laugh? I dont think so!

  • Sorry strummer only just read this, Brilliant sense of humour, love it, just a pity there's to many prudes about, The only individual I think should take any offence is the poor old dog. More pls makes the day go with a smile


  • Humour !!! I don't think so.......

  • ha,ha very good thank you xx

  • ha,ha very good thank you xx

  • my Mum and Grandma always used to say 'farts cause more laughter than anything' - I cannot find it crude when it is just a normal bodily function, although I respect that others might be slightly offended but hope they might respect that I, and others do not.

  • Eeew yuk!

  • All alone in my house I read this stupid joke I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. I didn't want to laugh I just couldn't help myself

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