Humour

Humour

A woman and baby go to the Doctors.The Doctor is concerned about the baby's weight.

"Is he breast or bottle fed?" He asks.

"Breast fed," says the women.

He asks her to strip to the waist,pinches and sucks her nipples and rubs both breasts for a while.

"No wonder he's under weight,you've no milk!"

"I know" says the woman."I'm his gran but I'm really glad I came!!"

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  • Very good but why do you look so miserable in the picture? x

  • Couldn't suck the milk (Mic's suggestion!)

  • Very good but why do you look so miserable in the picture? x

  • Very good but why do you look so miserable in the picture? x

  • Very good but why do you look so miserable in the picture? x

  • Very good but why do you look so miserable in the picture? x

  • Blimey coughalot1 you sure over did the misery this time LOL.

    BTW You can select and delete multiple posts one at a time when you don't want them. Rib

  • This was 2 weeks after my Colostomy operation.

  • Lol. Very funny.

  • Excellent Strummer ;-)

  • Knew the punch line but had to continue....as it made me smile thank you.......yes I am a Grandma......!x

  • very wicked i don't know how you remember all these jokes as i never do x keep them coming !

  • Wow! Not for the faint hearted!

  • very good thank you - know where can I borrow a baby ha,ha .......

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