A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was none after life at all.
After a long life together,the Husband was first to die.
True to his word,he made the first contact:
"Is that you Bob?"
"Yes,I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well I get up in the morning,I have sex,I have breakfast then it's off to the golf course."
"I have sex again,bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch ( you'd be proud....loads of greens).Another romp around the golf course,then pretty much have sex the rest of afternoon.After supper it's of to the golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night.I catch some much needed sleep and then it starts all over again."
"Oh,Bob! Are you in heaven?"
"Naw.....I'm a rabbit in Kent".
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