A Joke To Cheer You Up

A Joke To Cheer You Up

A doctor is doing his rounds on the Geriatric ward and begins asking some of the more Lucid patients what the think about at the standard of care.

"How are you feeling sir? He asks an old gentleman.

"Feeling fine,"says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific,wonderful menus."

"And the nursing!"

"Just wonderful,these young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping?Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem,9 hours solid every night.At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet...and that's it.I go out like a light."

The doctor is puzzled and a little alarmed by this,so runs off to question the sister in charge.

"What are you people doing he says,"I'm told you're giving an 85yr old Viagra on a daily basis.Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh,yes" replies the sister.Not just him,Quite a few of the patients get the same medication too."Every night at 10 o'clock we give them a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra or two.It works wonderfully well."

"That's disgraceful,woman!" He stutters," Where on earth do you get the justification in a medication regime like that?"

"Well",says the sister,"the chocolate gets them off to sleep,and the Viagra stops them rollin off the bed."

Sent from my iPad

13 Replies

  • I loved this one strummer made both me and hubby laugh.

    Why is your photo on my Ipad upside down?

  • I forgot to mess about to fix photo.

  • You've given me an idea, OH sometimes falls out of bed...lol

  • hi Strummer, I thought there was a new trend in upside down looking at the computer; like this joke it made me laugh. Love Mx

  • They H Cookies are to blame for the upside down photo.

  • Aggggg where do you get them from you are so wonderfully wicked xx

  • Morning Strummer, Made me laugh out loud, When my husband was ill with IPF his specialist said Viagra was used to treat his condition, I think he was hoping he would be prescribed it, but never was, but he never feel out of bed! Regards Bulpit

  • lol ! x

  • Hilarious!! Xx

  • Ha, Ha So funny!

    Esp. The upside down guitar player ! Who is that good looking guy? :)


  • That's me,leant the guitar to a friend of mine yesterday,never seen him for 5yrs,he has issues with life so the least I could do is get him playing again.

  • Wish we could hear you play!

    How bout a video?


  • Don't know how to do that Ruby.

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