The consultant says to Mrs Smith "so sorry Mrs Smith but your husband's test results have got mixed up with another Mr Smith who was being tested at the same time. Unfortunately one has Alzheimer's and the other a STD! We cannot retest for another month, " what can I do" says Mrs Smith, well, says the consultant, take your husband for a long car ride into the country and drop him off, if he finds his way home don't sleep with him!"
Just to say I hope I haven't upset anyone I am sensitive to Alzheimer's as I cared for my mum who suffered with it for 12 years, but sometimes humour is good medicine. Keep well everyone, Merry Christmas x