Found this whiling away the night........ It is some other ways of saying someone is not the sharpest tool in the box!!! lol

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

• A few clowns short of a circus.

• A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

• An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

• A few beers short of a six-pack.

• Dumber than a box of hair.

• A few peas short of a casserole.

• Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

• One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

• One taco short of a combination plate.

• A few feathers short of a whole duck.

• All foam, no beer.

• The cheese slid off his cracker.

• Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.

• Has an IQ of 2, takes 3 to grunt.

• Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

• He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

• An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.

• As smart as bait.

• Chimney's clogged.

• Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

• Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

• Forgot to pay his brain bill.

• Her sewing machine's out of thread.

• His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

• His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

• If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

• Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

• No grain in the silo.

• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse..

• Played football without a helmet.

• Receiver is off the hook.

• Several nuts short of a full pouch.

• Skylight leaks a little.

• Slinky's kinked.

• Surfing in Nebraska.

• Too much yardage between the goal posts.

• Strong, like Bear... Smart, like Tractor

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  • Lovely, I've got to print them off, they'll always come in handy. xx

  • HI mustcarryon,

    That's a good idea, as sometimes you are in a situation when you need just the right line! lol

    hugs from Huggs xx :)

  • Think I'll go for the " didn't pay the brain bill " like that one lol. X Sonia x

  • Hi BB2,

    That's a good one, and so is the remote control and the stupid tree. I cannot really choose. ha ha

    hugs from Huggs xx :)

  • A haggis short of a burns supper

    The lights on but no-body home

    Beef burger short of a bbq

    Thought u wud like these xxx

  • HI Astwoodmorag,

    Thanks for that, and of course the other one is a sandwich short of a picnic. I don't think that's on the list.

    hugs from Huggs xx :)

  • Hamster one's the best, filed it away for future use :) :)

  • Hi O2,

    Glad you liked them. I like the brain one, remote control and a few of the others.

    hugs from Huggs xx :)

  • Very good will try and remember some of those. How about the lights on but no one's home and few shillings short of a pound. x

  • Out on the wallop....getting drunk

    Dry as a dead dingos donger....thirsty

    Goes off,like a frog in a sock.....out of control

    Gone troppo.....crazy from the tropical sun

    Budgy smugglers...nickname for speedos swimming trunks,also,ballhuggers.

    About as funny as a fart in the elevator.

    Just a few Aussie sayings!

  • 'Receiver is off the hook' is my favourite next to 'played football without a helmet.' one can be righted whilst the other is all enduring. Now I can be mildly nasty or devastatingly so. Just the ticket! (Esp. for traffic wardens. )

    Sara xx

  • Love it

  • All foam, no beer! That shook me!

    One day, a man came to repair my shower and put a new door. But it leaked from the bottom. He said it didn't matter. I replied, next time you go to the pub and ask for a glass of beer, if there's a hole in the glass, it won't matter either!

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