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False Teeth !!

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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

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But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's' teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

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DozyDormouse

Snort snort and breathe

love Dozy x

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casper99

Hahaha, loved that one. x

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RibvanRey

Haha haha. .... haha haha. Still got a big :-)

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i_am_iamnins_nin

hahaha :D :D

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Compo34

Ha ha ha!

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JuneCov

Very sexist joke but it made me smile

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tinamg

Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh,

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jimmyw123

ha ha a cracker that one :D :D jimmy

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