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Chap goes into a pub for a pint with three ducks he puts then on the bar an goes to the toilet the barman thinks I will have to go and talk to these ducks. He goes to the first one and says whats your name he said huey, what have you been up to today, oh you know been in puddles got wet had a swim usual things a duck does . he goes up to the second one and says I bet your name is lewey the duck says yes thats right so what have you been up to Lewey oh you know been in puddles and got wet had a swim the usual things, he goes to the third duck and says I bet your names Dewey, the duck says no my names Puddles and don't ask me what sort a day I have had

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helingmic

Very sweet!

not what I was expecting but then I remember we have ladies on this sight

Must remember that 1! Xx

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Nikkers

Lol! Reminds me of that other one:-

The 7 Dwarves were taking a bath and were all feeling happy --- so Happy got out!

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